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The Northern Pikeminnow USELESS FISH! Tee

€16.84 (plus tax)
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Meet the ultimate inside joke for Pacific Northwest anglers: the Useless Fish! Northern Pikeminnow T-shirt. If you know the struggle of reeling in a hard fighter only to realize you hooked a Pikeminnow instead of a prize salmon, this shirt was made for you. Featuring a hilarious design that officially crowns this bait-thief as the ultimate "useless fish," it is the perfect way to get a laugh at the boat launch, the bait shop, or your next backyard barbecue. Made from ultra-soft breathable cotton, it keeps you comfortable all day long-- even if your entire catch consists of fish you have to throw right back.

Grab yours today and wear your fishing frustrations with pride!

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Northern Pikeminnow USELESS FISH! Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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